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Joke of the Day
"Why was the mushroom a hit at parties? Because he was a *fungi*"
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"Your face is kinda similar to a planet... ''Oh yeah, Which one?'' ''Uranus''"
"Can you tease, please and never squeeze Argentina? Yes, but you Gotze try a little tenderness."
"How is prison like quidditch? The game ends when they catch the snitch"
"Fat people are a bit like circles. Because pie dictates their life."
"""We have literally a zillion binders full of selfies."" - Top Secret NSA Memo"
"Two banana peels What do you call two banana peels? A pair of slippers"
"TIL you can get dishonorably discharged from the Navy... for boarding the wrong vessel... just once Whoops, wrong *sub*."
"""WDASDWwAdWwda"" -said every pc gamer"
"What does a nearsighted gynecologist and puppy have in common? A wet nose"