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Joke of the Day
"""I feel your pane""- Guy walking into your window."
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"Where do babies come from? Well, when a man and a woman drink alcoholic beverages together..."
"Today, my son, Sam, told me that he wanted to become a woman. I've always wanted a Trans Sam."
"I was going to make a bass joke but I dropped it"
"Since we're doing jokes we made up as kids, here's mine: What did the World Chess Champion ask Michael Jackson? Do you want to be black, or white?"
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"My doctor said he couldn't prescribe me with Viagra. No hard feelings."
"I met a prostitute with a degree in philosophy. She'll blow your mind, man."
"Why doesn't anybody like feminist picnics? Because they never have any sandwiches."
"Join the food train Chew chew!!!"