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Joke of the Day

"I asked 100 women which shampoo they preferred? . . . . . The top ans was . . . . . GET the hell outta of my bathroom!"

"So who is this ""Rorschach"" guy... ...And why does he love drawing pictures of naked men?"

"Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park people try to ride HER!"

"How do you call it, when the internet is not working in Germany? ""InterNEIN"""

"How do you say ""constipated"" in German? Farfrompoopin'"

"I like having conversations on elevators because you know there's a time limit."

"What do you call a homeless horse with a Borderline Personality Disorder ? Unstable."

"If guys think with their penises, what does a guy say to a girl after a date? Blow my mind."

"My boss asked if he dropped his watch in the toilet Because I was shitting on his time And joke creds to him. I was also fresh out of witty comebacks..."

"Ladies, if he calls you crazy, don't get upset. Crazy girls are better in bed so take it as a compliment. But stab him, just in case..."