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Joke of the Day
"No wonder Jared lost weight... He doesn't like footlongs."
Next Joke
"Have you ever heard of Christmas Adam? It comes before Eve and isn't nearly as satisfying"
"""I wish you would stop staring at my breasts. "" said the barmaid, ""you're making me uncomfortable. "" ""Uncomfortable?"" I replied, ""you want to try sitting on one of these stools with an hard on. """
"Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice."
"What's Vladimir's favorite song? Putin on the Ritz"
"What do you call earrings on a gay man? Queerings"
"I can't believe I got fired from my job at the DNA testing facility. After all the blood, sweat, and tears I put in."
"I've spent half my money on gambling, alcohol, and wild women. The other half I wasted."
"You say ""tomato"", I say ""flamingo"". I also put goldfish in my armpits. My opinion should be ignored."
"What do you call a Russian Lizard? Commie commie commie commie chameleon."