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Joke of the Day

"I was with a blind prostitute today and she said I was the biggest she had ever had. She was just pulling my leg."

"The Beatles were so full of shit. They only used that yellow submarine residence for tax purposes."

"Why do people browse reddit on the toilet? For shits n' giggles."

"What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates? There is no sound... The P is silent."

"What does FEMINISM stands for? **F**ighting **E**quality and **M**en to **I**nstitutionalize **N**arcissism and **I**gnorance and **S**top **M**eritocracy"

"Kobe Bryant converted to Islam today As-salamu a-laker"

"Someone asked me what it's like now that I'm circumcized I told them I get a little less head."

"Never trust a woman who takes pictures from the neck up."

"Q: Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years? A: Somebody dropped a shekel."

"If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Testicles (though I'm sure you smarties already got it)."