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Joke of the Day

"I was with a blind prostitute today and she said I was the biggest she had ever had. She was just pulling my leg."

"I've been in this air conditioner duct long enough to have forgotten if I'm the good guy or the bad guy in this building."

"What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chickpea? I've never had a garbanzo on my face."

"What's the last thing a stripper does with her asshole before starting her shift? Drops him off at band practice."

"A cowboy walks up to an Indian(Native American) and ties the Indian's dick in a knot. The Indian says, ""how come?"""

"What do you call a sleepwalking nun. A Roman-Catholic"

"Samsung users are like... ""Im glad Samsung is finally blowing up."""

"How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first."

"I have two problems in my life. My math sucks."

"Felons would be a really valuable voting base... After all, we know they have conviction."