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Joke of the Day

"People in my office have this strange habit of naming their food... Yesterday, I had a sandwich named ""Michael""."

"I invented a Glass Coffin, but I don't know if it will catch on. Remains to be seen."

"How do scientists celebrate Pirate Day? They get their Aaargh-On!"

"I like my women like my coffee, hot, black, and bitter."

"""Here, throw this away for me."" ~ People who hand out leaflets."

"Did you hear about the new text-a-fart service? It's just one cent per scent sent!"

"TOP TEN REASONS WHY BEER IS BETTER THAN RELIGION"

"If you hold the iPad up to your ear you can hear the ocean but only for a little while and only if you're standing right next to the ocean."

"My little sister bet me I couldn't make a car out of spaghetti... You should have seen her face as I drove pasta :b"

"Based on the number of AVI pics taken in your cars, I'm guessing that quite a few of you girls are on the run"