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Joke of the Day

"Why can't single women fart? They don't get an asshole till they get married."

"My girlfriend asked me to stop singing The Monkees. I thought she was lying, but then I saw her face..."

"Jill: How did you find the weather on your vacation? Bill: I just went outside and there it was!"

"Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have Ethiopians."

"I'll never forget my grandfather last words to me ""Stop shaking the ladder you cunt!"""

"My favorite book to read on the toilet is ""The Shining."" It scares the shit outta me."

"Vote for trump Orange is the new black"

"How do you measure how funny an electrical engineer is? You use an o-silly-scope!"

"Response to ""LPT: If you ever get cold..."" What if your corner isn't 90 degrees? Well, it just wouldn't be right."

"What's a snakes favourite flower ? Coily-flowers !"