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Joke of the Day
"How far can this plane go with just one engine? All the way to the crash site!"
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"Fun game: Select all of your Snapchat contacts and send them a text that says... ""Wow...Are you sure that was for me?"" And wait."
"Two wrongs don't make a right, take your parents as an example."
"Had a skype interview yesterday and I completely avoided the fact that I am actually a centaur"
"Wanna hear a short joke ? Wanna hear another one ?"