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Joke of the Day

"How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb? One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up."

"My head and I are not on speaking terms this morning. I suddenly know what it's like to be a man."

"What do you say when a virgin sneezes? Goesintight."

"My friend David lost his I.D. Now we just call him Dave."

"What's the first thing the pope did after resigning? Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book."

"In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar. A practice that still continues"

"A Spaniard, a Dutchman and an Englishman walk into a bar The Icelander couldn't make it because he's still at the Euros."

"What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets? ""May the force be with you"""

"When a group of mercenary electric powered robot horsemen attack... ...is it a charge charge charge?"

"I broke my finger last week On the other hand, i'm ok"