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Joke of the Day

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None because feminists can't change anything..."

"Bacon eggs and toast walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says ""sorry we don't serve breakfast here"""

"Guy on plane : So, where are you going to? Me : I'm guessing it's the same place you're going."

"Damn, girl are you Twitter? Because I can't stop staring at you and saying stupid things."

"I'm like a single electron... Sometimes, when no one is watching, I interfere with myself."

"[at my grandmas house] MY GRANDMA (not the grandma whose house we're at but my other grandma): (to my grandma whose house we are at) hey"

"It costs today's parents $235,000 to raise a child. And that's just for the alcohol."

"What do tour call a man that is happy after performing oral sex on a woman Gladiator"

"How do you foil a plan? (p + l)(a + n)=pa+pn+la+ln"

"Why did the string theorist return his vacuum cleaner It was only the standard model"