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Joke of the Day

"Woman Tries To Trick Her Husband With A Letter To See If He Is Cheating http://thebuzzflare.com/woman-tries-to-trick-her-husband-with-a-letter-to-see-if-he-is-cheating/"

"Ive noticed that black people love boomboxes Im not racist or anything, its just their stereotype"

"Video Games made me do it. Rock n' Roll made me do it. Witches made me do it. Satan made me do it. - a short history of responsibility"

"Wanna know my secret to rock hard abs? I ride the mechanical duck outside the grocery store 300 times a day."

"Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar? She heard drinks were on the house."

"A kid gets home very distressed..... And says ""mom everyone at school says that im always distracted"" ""FOR THE LAST TIME KID, YOU LIVE NEXT DOOR!!!!"""

"How can you spot the blind man at the nude beach? It ain't hard"

"We were going to install Underfloor heating... But we got cold feet."

"I was thinking about making a sodium joke ...but Na."

"You think you're pretty smart until you have to figure out how to turn on someone elses shower."