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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a scary frog A creepy leapy"
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"What do you call two bees at the seaside? A B&B"
"[rose from the movie titanic a couple years later sitting on crowded bus] excuse me, can you slide over so I ca- ""NO, there's no room"""
"Saw a coworker washing a banana in the sink and wondering what she did with it."
"Why girls live longer than boys???? SHOPPING"" never causes HEART ATTACKS, but,""PAYING the ""BILLS"" does"
"Kim Jong Un walked into a bar The North Korean media still said he got a gold for high jump"
"A young boy asks him mum why his cousin is named Diamond... His mother replies ""because your auntie loves Diamonds"" He replies ""what about me?"" She responds ""enough question Richard"""
"I have Alzheimer's disease. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's disease!"
"An Anus gets into a fight with two guys at a bar he rectum"
"Why did the pigeon get thrown in jail? For staging a coo"