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Joke of the Day

"Clinton to Trump: Release your tax returns! I have never seen them. Trump: ...but I emailed them to you. Of course you've never seen them."

"I just got a new watch for my ex-wife Seems like a fair trade."

"It all The title says it all"

"How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But don't ask me how they got in there."

"I wanna go to Africa to see where rappers come from."

"Why were all the gays winning poker in the 40's? Because they had to keep a straight face"

"Trump wins the election"

"I'm not just pms-ing. I'm ovary acting."

"Hey, Reddit! Here's one about cats: why did the mother cat move her kittens? She didn't want to litter."

"RACIST: im a racist! ME: uh oh RACIST: yea I race cars! ME: oh. I dont think u know what racist means RACIST: & I hate Jews! ME: there it is"