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Joke of the Day

"When I get murdered the neighbors will be on the news like, ""Wow, I can't believe it took so long."""

"Everyone thought the UK made the stupidest decision of 2016 Sure showed them"

"Husband: are you cooking something? Me: of course not Husband: the oven timer just went off Me: oh yeah, take the wine out of the freezer"

"Why do you never see elephant's in trees? They're really good at hiding."

"Knock knock... Who's there? Cow. Cow who? COWWHOBUNGA DUDE ._."

"What do you call it when strippers hold a fundraiser for the tattooing arts? Tits for Tats"

"Great, iTunes terms and conditions has changed and my attorney is on vacation. Just perfect."

"What song would Kendrick Lamar sing if he was Native American? ""Bitch don't kill my tribe."""

"What is it called when Venom snake gets spotted doing something bad? Getting caught red handed!"

"Africans bring a whole new meaning to lesbians ""Eating each other out"""