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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when strippers hold a fundraiser for the tattooing arts? Tits for Tats"

"What did the egg say to the boiling water? It's going to take me a minute to get hard, I was just laid by this chick."

"I put a beaker of sodium hydroxide on a biography. It was base on a true story."

"Did you hear about the woman who couldn't remember if she had sex with Charlie Sheen? At first she wasn't sure, but now she's positive."

"New study shows Android phone users are more likely to put out, apparently iPhone users are too busy waiting in a line to have sex."

"I walked up to a guy in the gym. I said, ""How do you use this piece of equipment?"" ""It's pretty simple,"" he replied, ""Just push the button and it dries your hands..."""

"Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted!"

"Picture someone robbing you. Congratulations, you're a fucking racist."

"At least cunts are useful you're not."

"Man: ""If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?"" Priest: ""No, not if you did not know."" Man: ""Then why did you tell me?"""