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Joke of the Day
"What do firemen and Eastern European prostitutes have in common? They both go down on poles."
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"How do you circumcise a redneck Kick his sister in the chin."
"Gets pulled over. Cop: You know the left lane is just for passing. And you were driving in it for the past 3 miles without passing a single car. Me: Oh yeah I know, that's why we're passing the blunt."
"Football is like Sex your mom sucks at both"
"Stores in baltimore have been completely looted. all that's left is sunscreen and father's day cards. sauce: http://imgur.com/gallery/Tae9PI5"
"The best part of being lactose intolerant is the cure for constipation is cheese."
"What's the worst part about working with a gamer? They're always trying to 1-Up you."
"What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday? ""Happy Birthday To Gnu!"""
"Wife: wtf is this pile of clothes doing on the floor? Me: I struck down a Jedi. W: god I hate you. M: yes, use your hate"
"5: ""I went to Banana Land. The bananas danced & had flowers & tiny pandas on their heads."" Me: ""I'll have whatever that kid's having."""