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Joke of the Day

"Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon."

"A blind person places hand over a grater ""Who wrote this crap?"""

"A horror movie, but the monster chasing me is my coworker that wants to tell me about her date last night. *twists ankle by the copier"

"Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that."

"What is the program for pranking insane people called? Pantaloon"

"Have you heard about the two gay Irishmen? Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald"

"Which fruit can never get married? Melons, because they can'telope."

"New, cuter name I came up with for dog shit: ""Snoopy poopy. """

"Why do they call the day after Thanksgiving ""Black Friday""? Because everything is a steal."

"""One man's trash is another man's treasure"" is a great saying... But apparently a bad way to tell your kid they're adopted."