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Joke of the Day

"Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon."

"Take heed: Do not open this email There's an email that had begun circulating recently that is offering processed pork, gelatin, and salt in a can. If you get this email, do not open it; it's SPAM."

"My newly married friend begins most sentences with, ""My husband said."" My go to response is, ""My dogs haven't said much today."""

"funniest joke i have heard in a while ""what is the difference between an epileptic corn shucker and a hooker with diarrhea?"" One shucks between fits"

"The first rule of crossword club is (3,2,3,4,5,9,4)"

"How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny? By hare mail!"

"No, no, no, you don't have to engage in a long explanation of why you're single. We've spent five minutes together, I think I've got it."

"Whats the difference between a zippo and a hippo? One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter."

"An Englishman walks into a bar There's usually an Irishman, Scotsman and Welshman too but they're all still at the Rugby World Cup!"

"Q: Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road? A: So you'll never know which side he's on."