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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard the joke about the baby with AIDS? It never gets old."
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"how many millennials does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Enough to protest until the government does it for them"
"Girlfriend My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her. I said, 'Alright, fatty.'"
"What is the meaning of life? A movie. Told to me by Siri. Pissed myself."
"My printer just woke from sleep mode with a huge toner."
"Have you heard about the recent wave of Saudi emmigration to Pennsylvania? No? Yeah, well it's quite big - there was even a popular documentary series on it... ""It's always Sunni in Philadelphia."""
"Take something someone says, then perceive it in every terrible way imaginable POOF you're a woman."
"What is brown and rhymes with ""snoop""? Dr.Dre"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? .... because Bernie Sanders challenged him to a debate about the future of America."
"I really admire people who can joke about themselves so I made up this joke....It starts ""I have Alzheimer's ..."