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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard the joke about the baby with AIDS? It never gets old."

"What is red and has seven little dents in it? Snow White's cherry."

"Sex is like cooking. Your girlfriend will be angry at you because you ate your neighbour's even though she hasn't cooked for you in weeks."

"Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it had no Guts."

"I've never run a marathon, but once I walked real fast across a parking lot because Krispy Kreme was about to close."

"When grocery shopping, I only buy foods that can also be used as a weapon. Cantaloupe is a good example of this."

"I've been considering studying abroad... ...but I'm afraid she might notice."

"What do you say to a fig on ice? Fig u're skating"

"I have a condition preventing my going on a successful diet. There's a medical term for it, but in plain language, it's hunger."

"Jenna Jameson to Oprah, ""There's a little bit of Jenna Jameson in everyone."" I'm pretty sure she got that backwards."