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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an instrument that gets a president impeached? Harmonica Lewinsky."

"Cop: This is a ticket for drunk and disorderly behavior. Me: Can I have another? I'd like to bring a guest."

"Have you ever met a vegan that does crossfit? Oh you'd know if you had."

"What is the hardest part of telling a good gay joke? Keeping a straight face"

"""I totally nailed that guy"" - Roman soldiers"

"What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scotsman? Mick Jagger says ""Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!"", but the Scotsman says ""Hey! McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"""

"The thing about human relationships is that one person can be so overcome by a moment while the other person is thinking about KFC..."

"A joke What do you go a place where cows go eat lunch ? A Calvefateria"

"What's the Hitler Youth's favorite weather? Heil"

"How did the Scottish man find the sheep in the tall grass? Surprisingly pleasing."