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Joke of the Day
"Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about."
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"Who was the best actor in the bible ? Samson he brought the house down !"
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"'Why are they arresting that dog?!? What did he do?!?' --my 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car"
"Why doesn't Casper have any children? He has a hollow-weiner."
"Why did the Vietnamese woman get a career as a prostitute? Because she likes Dongs."
"What do punctuation marks win in competitions? Apos-trophies"
"What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July? Hillary."