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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the new Fairy BDSM book? Fifty Shades of Fae."
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"""I don't know, do you guys really think the first rule should be 'Must Wash Hands?'"" early brainstorming session on Fight Club script."
"If you're Russian when you go into the bathroom, and Finnish when you come out; what are you while in the bathroom? European"
"You know you are Canadian when 0c and sunny is beautiful warm day..."
"How do pirates measure rope? In yarr'ds."
"Sawing a hole in the bottom of a table to steal someone's cake is way harder than it looks on cartoons."
"Fruits Joke Apple: I look like a Human Heart --- Mango: I look like a Stomach --- Grapes: I look like Eyes --- Banana: I Hate This Game"
"Donald trump runs for president"
"For every person pleased at meeting their TC in real life. Another 762 are climbing out of bathroom windows and smashing their phone."
"When Kurt Cobain was a child... When Kurt Cobain was a child, his mother told him not to play with guns. I suppose that went in one ear and out the other."