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Joke of the Day
"I have a condition where I spontaneously tell jokes at random times I think it's a gag reflex."
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"It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniac [Wat](http://m.imgur.com/mSC9hv0)"
"What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef-jerky."
"What do you call an extroverted snail? A slug"
"If you don't know the difference between there, their, and they're... Your a moron."
"Who led the Jewish people through the semi-permeable membrane? Osmoses"
"I tried building a robotic midget... but it had a short circuit."
"Your overexposure to Korean pop music last year will be nothing compared to your overexposure to Korean nuclear radiation this year."
"Horse trots up and says to mirror: ""why the long face?"" Mirror says ""It's okay, I'm just a bit reflective today."" I'll be here all week folks."