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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fat man in a bath ? Tubby."
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"What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rubber-Toe! (Roberto)"
"Nike actually called me and asked me to stop doing it."
"According to a study I read... Men think about the adjectival form of pus every 6 seconds."
"Hurricane Joaquin This Category 3 Storm is likely to hit the Eastern US this week. Good news for Arizona residents: you will not be affected by Joaquin, Phoenix."
"Don't you hate when someone has a great tweet idea, but they TOTALLY fuck up the wording, and it's you?"
"If a problem has a solution - no need to worry. If there is no solution - then it is pointless to worry about. A fundamental principle of apathy."
"My boyfriend isn't allowed to break up with me. You wanna see other people? Look out the window."
"I told my jewish friend a Holocaust Joke... It Holocaust me our friendship."
"Why did the prevert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chickens ass"