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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fat man in a bath ? Tubby."
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"Kid: ""I want to be a doctor when I grow up."" Mom: ""You can't. Your hands aren't cold enough."""
"90% of my opinions are a shrug."
"What do you call a seizure you have while mining? An ore spasm."
"the dog ran into a fence chasing a squirrel. she doesn't look anything like me but she's mine. i can tell"
"Why do Jihadists only drink instant coffee? Because they're cunts. EDIT: punchline."
"As I watched the dog chasing his tail, I thought, Dogs sure are easily amused!... ...then I realized I was watching the dog chasing his tail."
"Why do mice have such tiny balls? Because so few of them can dance!"
"Your an idiot. -You're. What? -You're not your. But I said it. I didn't type it. We're talking. -Yeah but I heard the typo. You're an idiot."
"I've just bought you all a deck of cards. Deal with it."