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Joke of the Day

"Why do mice have such tiny balls? Because so few of them can dance!"

"How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce ""Unionize""."

"What is the best url for a bukkake website? www.facefullof.com edit: wow i did not know this lead to an actual site???!!!!"

"If you aren't happy being single, you'll never be happy in a relationship. Get your own life first, then share it."

"Facebook is for Leaders.....Twitter is for Followers"

"Remember that time I got drunk... Yeah me neither."

"What do you call social networking for magical creatures? Faebook."

"We had an assignment on terrorists in school once. I bombed it of course"

"I have an idea for a movie combining my two favorite genres. Zombies and Mafia...I'm going to call it ""Deadfellas""."

"What's Bruce Lee's favorite drink? Wataaaah!"