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Joke of the Day

"Subway's Jared got famous for fitting into smaller pants... ...now he is known for hoping to get into really small pants."

"I bought a new stick of deodorant today and the instructions say to remove the top and push up bottom I can barely walk now but when I fart the room smells lovely"

"What do you call a gay loaf of bread? A faguette"

"It's 1942, Berlin. A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest walks out."

"Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton walk into a bar... And the joke is on us."

"Little Willy Was A Chemist Little Willy is no More For what he thought was H20 was H2SO4"

"What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic? Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog."

"Instagramming daily selfies does not constitute personal growth."

"What did the dyslexic kid say to his parents at Christmas? I love Satan"

"What tree gives the best high-fives? A PALM tree!"