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Joke of the Day
"What did the dyslexic kid say to his parents at Christmas? I love Satan"
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"Guys I finally came up with a name for our character: Spongebob ""Perfect!"" Thanks ""What's his last name?"" Oh, uh- *looks at pic* Squarepants"
"What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce in it's eye? Chicken caesar salad."
"[Storm into Octopus Boss' office] I want a raise or I quit! [Octopus Boss is almost done camouflaging against the fern] NOT THIS TIME"
"The Subjunctive mood is pointless. If I were to create a language, I wouldn't include it."
"Promoting a film with ""From the producers of..."" is like advertising a sandwich with the words ""From the supermarket that also sells jam""."
"Q: What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs? A: Some traffic signs say stop."
"Im trying to get back to my original weight. 7 lbs 9 oz"
"[Pun] Why did Henry invent the assembly line? He couldn't a-Ford not to. *bad-dum tish*"
"heard this one today what's Michel Obama's favorite vegetable? Barackoli!"