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Joke of the Day

"I have trouble ending small talk. Some guy I started talking to in 1998 on a bus is still talking to me. His name is Gary. He hates rain."

"Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track of all her chin rolls!"

"Help, my anus is trying to kill me!"

"What is a bear's favourite drink ? Koka-Koala !"

"A stress ball, made of concrete, and to throw at the person who's stressing you out."

"Have you heard the watermelon joke? It's pitiful."

"I run a rehabilitation program where we get prison inmates to write poetry to help them cope with their emotions. I call it: Prose and Cons"

"how many How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? I'd tell you, but you probably wouldn't understand anyways."

"Have you heard about that new David Beckham film called ""Into The Unknown""? It's about his visit to a library."

"I'm at my most Disney Princess when I fight with my stepfamily before drunkenly losing my shoe at a party."