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Joke of the Day
"Help, my anus is trying to kill me!"
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"A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket..... and thinks, ""some asshole has my pen"""
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"Whats the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? The picture of Jesus only needs one nail to hang up."
"I hope there's a scientist somewhere in the world right now working on a way for Coldplay to get more whoa-oh-ohs into a 3 minute pop song."
"What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet? A pedometer"
"A BJ a days keep the sluts away from my man..."
"What do you call it when your having sex with a smart girl? Being in-genious"
"I'm only listening outside the bathroom door to make sure you're not touching the decorative hand towels."