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Joke of the Day
"Help, my anus is trying to kill me!"
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"Of course most gay men dress well... they spent more than enough time in the closet!"
"[2019 USA] ""Where are you from?"" -Trumpsylvania, how about you? ""North Trumpkota"""
"What's Shia LaBeouf's favorite kind of choral arrangement? DUETS"
"Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale it read ""one at a time please"""
"How do you guys tweet from the toilet? I poop with both hands."
"What do you call Figrin D'an's first born boy? Son of a Bith!"
"I just wish my ex-wife could look down from Heaven and see me now. But no, she's still alive."
"Why did the Indian chief name his daughter. 99? Because she was always under a buck"
"I just did an alignment on my car... But my car still pulls into crowds :("