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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross a Star Wars ship with math? A Pi fighter"
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"""Welcome to the jungle"" Thanks. ""We've got fun and games"" Cool. ""You're in the jungle"" We've established this ""You're gonna die!"" Wait what?"
"How does a black woman fight crime? She has an abortion."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? ""Why?"" To get to the gay-cunt's house. Knock knock. ""Who's there?"" The chicken."
"Muffins. So there are two muffins in an oven. One says to the other, ""Is it getting hot in here, or is it just me?"" And the second one says, ""Holy shit, a talking muffin!"""
"In college, I liked beer more than Girls. A beer can't change its mind after you get its top off. Edit: Thanks, grammar Nazis"
"Who was the fattest member of Nsync? Joey Fatone"
"What holiday do Jewish bridges celebrate? Passover."
"What do you call a girl without arms and legs? A fuck nugget"
"What do you call Vladimir Putin after an ultimate fighting championship? Vloody Putin"