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Joke of the Day

"How does a skeleton solve a problem? With the bare-bones approach."

"Congratulations, outspoken atheists! You've made not having a religion into your religion!"

"Why do Avon ladies walk funny? ..because their lipstick"

"Companies want ""rockstar"" employees, as rockstars are known for punctuality, even-tempers, and a desire to work in a corporate environment."

"Unpopular opinion: this joke is bad"

"Why do teenage girls travel in odd numbered groups? Because they can't even"

"Went to a Trump rally in New Hampshire this week. Hard to describe the vibe, but ""what if the Nazis didn't care about fitness?"" comes close."

"Animal Mathematics If a Man is in bed with 2 Women, how many Animals are there in the bed? Answer = 14 How ? 3 Asses + 6 Calves + 2 Pussies + 2 Chicks + 1 Cock"

"Q: Why is a room full of married people empty? A: There isn't a single person in it."

"Survey says According to a new study by the CDC, women are more likely than men to experiment with same-sex partners. Said men, ""What channel is CDC?"""