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Joke of the Day

"I was in that kosher supermarket earlier. I knew something was wrong when an automated voice said, ""unexpected gunman in the bagging area""."

"Seriously mam there's a fine line between tan and looking liked you rolled around in Doritos"

"5 minutes into America's Got Talent and I learned we don't have talent, we have a bunch of delusional idiots that don't want real jobs."

"Attention, guys wearing ""skinny Jeans"", you took the phrase ""getting into her pants"" the wrong way"

"Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it!"

"What did the wife say to the undertaker when he started hitting his broken down car? Stop beating a dead hearse!"

"What's he difference between Santa Claus and a Jew? Santa goes *down* the chimney."

"My girlfriend is a porn star. She's going to be so pissed off when she finds out."

"""Wanna Hear A Joke?"" Women's rights"

"Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won't be able to see us."