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Joke of the Day

"Why isnt Hitler invited to any BBQs? Cuhs he burns all the franks! Friend told me this, so im sorry if this has already been posted."

"So embarrassing when you compliment a lady on her large belly and it turns out she's just pregnant."

"With a name like ""Earl"", I'm more afraid this hurricane will get drunk and beat a pregnant woman, than I am that it will cause flooding."

"you mean the story about the elderly lady who had some sort of fur coming out of her lower back? oh thats nothing but an old wives tail"

"I tried to watch the meteor shower last night I got called a pervert"

"Three men walk into a bar... One ducks."

"It's because it's Bring Your Daughter To Work Day, sweetie. That's why. What Papa is doing right now is called an ""autopsy"". Stop crying."

"My phone got arrested today... It was charged with battery."

"I met a girl with 12 nipples today! Sounds fun.. Dozen tit"

"What is the unit of power? Yes."