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Joke of the Day

"Cashier: Hello Me: Is it me your looking for... I can see it in your eyes.. Cashier:... Me: Sorry, this is my first rap battle."

"Q: What is the one thing you will never hear a man say? A: Her tits are just too big."

"An atheist, a vegan, and a CrossFitter walk into a bar.. I only know because they told everyone within two minutes."

"Why did they have to stop playing water-polo in Poland? All the horses drowned"

"What is it called when Michael J. Fox smokes a joint? Shake N' Bake."

"""Paper or pl.."" ..astic! OMG we finish each other's sentences! You complete mmmm... ""I'm not saying 'me'"" ME! OMG we did it again! ""..."""

"Please don't share 9/11 jokes, I lost my dad on 9/11 He took over 2500 infidels with him"

"How many Anime characters does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it."

"What do you get if an elephant has sex with a rabbit? A dead rabbit with a gaping asshole."

"How many ants can you fit inside an apartment ? Ten-ants !"