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Joke of the Day
"You know what really gets my goat? The Chupacabra"
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"Just because I'm smiling doesn't necessarily mean that I like you. I might be picturing you on fire."
"Don't you dare dry your hands on my decorative towels you piece of shit."
"Say what you like about pacifists... ..."
"I just want to be rich enough that I don't have to watch DIY videos on YouTube every time something in my house breaks."
"Racist joke. As a white guy, it really bothers me that only black people can say ""nigger""... ...That's OUR word. lol thank you. All credit goes to me. I'm awesome."
"Does anyone know how much a blimp is worth? I was going to google it, but I was worried it wouldn't account for inflation."
"what does past, present, and future have in common? ...... tense"
"I'm pretty sure that while girls are under anesthesia getting breast implants the doctors secretly do brain explants."
"Step 1:Make pillows with""Love"" printed on them Step 2:Become a lawyer Step 3:Defend men who smother their GF with love Step 4:Become rich"