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Joke of the Day

"Possible Fact: If you suffer with freezing cold hands, you are contractually obliged to test their temperature by putting them on people."

"Black people have 3 things that are white. Their eyeballs, their teeth, and... their masters"

"In the middle ages, it didn't take long to learn human anatomy. You could learn it all with one knight and a scalpel."

"*walks up to a group of sad people at a funeral* Do y'all know the wifi password"

"Whats a similarity between planes and girls? they both have cockpits"

"What do people in the hood enjoy eating? Spaghetto"

"That Hamburger Helper hand guy. There's a twin out there, right? Didn't go into showbiz. Maybe an accountant or something."

"I may not be perfect but I am always me."

"What is the worst thing about dating a Japanese girl? You have to drop da bomb on her twice"

"Make sure to stand in the middle of group photos. It will be harder to crop you out later."