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Joke of the Day
"The Koala should be classified as a bear It has all the Koalafications"
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"IT'S A BIRD! NO, ITS A PLANE! HOLY SHIT it's Dave!"
"What do you call a 5 year old kid with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor All they wanted was books but instead they got magazines"
"What's the difference between a prostitute, a girlfriend and a wife? A prostitute says ""Faster, faster!"" A girlfriend says ""More, more!"" A wife says ""Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."""
"Our love was magical.. it vanished like one of Houdini's disappearing acts"
"Where can you dance in California? San Frandisco."
"*sees spider in the shower* Oh jeez I'm sorry lock the door next time buddy"
"I'm sorry to hear that your uncle was killed by a boat in Venice... My gondolences."
"I'm at an awkward weight I'm fat enough to not look good with my shirt off, but not fat enough for it to become part of my charm. I'm caught between a rock and a lard place."
"What department store is named after the things jews hate the most and love the most? JC Penney. ^I'm ^^going ^^^to ^^^^hell."