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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a cross between a bulldog and shitzu? Its called ""Whatever comes out of Donald Trump's mouth""."

"If you get a boner at a funeral is it still called mourning wood?"

"I don't do innuendos, but slipping alternative names for poo into sentences is something I do do sometimes."

"What's the difference between 'Oh' and 'Oooh'? About three inches"

"Well it seems everyone's so up in arms about gun control these days."

"Clever Life is a Joke. :P"

"Why did the TV execs decide not to create a new reality show about philosophers? Because it would only be for a Neitzsche audience"

"A friend of mine asked me how he could become a more effective boss... I said, just change your name to Simon."

"Remember The Ultimate Warrior? He quit wrestling because Chuck Norris wanted his nickname back."

"What's the matter? Hydrogen, mostly."