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Joke of the Day
"What does a robot do after sex? Nuts and bolts."
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"What did the chauffeur say to the newlyweds as they passed the last rest stop? Speak now, or forever hold your piss."
"Why did the atom stick around? Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion."
"My gf said men only think with their penis. I told her to go ahead and blow my mind."
"I don't trust stairs They're always up to something"
"Thanksgiving with the snail family I had the snail family from next door over for a big Thanksgiving dinner, they are still feeling sluggish this morning."
"Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One fish turns to the other and says, ""DAM."""
"Common synonyms of unemployed. Writer, blogger, and activist."
"My question is: how did she manage to forget the result?"
"He who laughs last is probably just really high."