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Joke of the Day
"What does a robot do after sex? Nuts and bolts."
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"""I came, I saw, I left."" - Premature ejaculator after visiting a porno shop."
"The pope walks into a Mosque A Muslim looks up and asks ""Why the wrong faith?"""
"Women think they are smart for faking orgasm Men fake whole relationships just to get sex."
"""I thought I'd thaw a pussy cat."" -- dogs deciding what to take out of the freezer for dinner"
"A good joke for the engineers out there Free time"
"I understand that t-shirt guns exist but what about shooting pants at people? This seems useful too"
"What's the difference... What's the difference between a colostomy bag and a politician? The bag isn't always full of shit!"
"What's faster, the speed of thought or the speed of light? Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself."
"I'm going to major in Philosophy when I go to college... ...so one day I can ask '*Why* do you want fries with that?'"