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Joke of the Day

"Now I really am just like Christine O'Donnell (not a Senator)"

"You know why I love dead baby jokes? They never get old"

"What do you call an alligator that wears a vest? An investigator."

"I want to start a customizable shoe store in Canada I'm gonna call it ""It's All About You"""

"I don't think so, people who are thinking so."

"""This is a robbery! Be cool and nobody gets hurt!"" ME: *starts vaping*"

"Son - Dad, you wanted a boy or a girl? Dad - seriously son, i just wanted to fuck."

"I was having a piss in a war zone. Probably wasn't the best time for one of my fellow soldiers to yell, ""Cover me!"""

"If you watch Jeopardy backwards, it's about rich people paying money for answers to questions. That is all."

"How did the T-Rex feel after working out? [OC] Dino-sore"