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Joke of the Day

"Point of etiquette: When attending a chainsaw massacre, don't spend the entire time chainsawing one person. Get out there and mangle."

"The problem with seducing someone via text, is you sometimes end up wrapping your warm moth, or mother around his troubling clock"

"Tasteless Irish joke: How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None. Happy saint Patricks Day!"

"What do planets like read? Comet books! Edit: What do planets like to read?**"

"Don't believe people who say they are constipated. They're full of shit."

"Two peanuts walk out of a bar one was assaulted( a salted)......peanut"

"Why do gay clubs float so well? They're flambuoyant."

"What blod type am I? Type-O"

"All women want to be swept off their feet, until you push them into the sea. Dating is hard!"

"The best thing about being over 25 is that no one can find embarrassing Youtube videos of you as a kid."