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Joke of the Day

"Two peanuts walk out of a bar one was assaulted( a salted)......peanut"

"Hungary should take over Turkey If asked why, they would say ""because we are 'Hungary'"""

"Which rabbits were famous bank robbers? Bunny and Clyde."

"What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back 4 seconds"

"I too found a safe at work and tried opening it... Bank security guard fired at me and police arrested me. It was not safe for me."

"I think my neighbor's dog is in heat. She's been crying the last 2 nights. I may need to take one for the team if I want to get some sleep."

"What drink do you have on Halloween? Mali-BOO"

"When are Latkes traditionally eaten? While hiding in an attic."

"[1st Date] (Okay, don't let her know you're addicted to eating fruit) Me: This is good [2nd Date] [3rd Date] [4th Date] [5th Date] Her: Stop"

"What do you call a midget in a hospital waiting room constantly complaining about how long he's been waiting? Imp-Patient!"