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Joke of the Day

"The best thing about being over 25 is that no one can find embarrassing Youtube videos of you as a kid."

"I bought an official Craig David fridge recently, and it's useless! It only chills on Sundays!"

"Scientists discover first gay dinosaur... Its official scientific name is Megasaurass"

"Really Funny Joke What is Charlie Sheens middle name? Washingma Charlie Washingma Sheen"

"What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow ? Slush puppies !"

"What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country."

"What do you call a fish with no eye? (x-post: /r/badjokes) Fsh."

"I've had to break up with my imaginary girlfriend. I've started seeing someone else."

"""Dad why do you write so slow?"" asked Dennis. ""I have to"" replied his father. ""I'm a slow reader."""

"When you say the word ""poop"" your mouth makes the same shape as your butthole when you poop The same can be said for ""explosive diarrhea"""