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Joke of the Day

"[text] I'm very hungry but I'm sick and tired of the food at my work! ;( Maybe I'll try bringing lunch from home?!"

"What is the longest word in the English language? Nina: What is the longest word in the English language? SoSA: SMILES: becoz there is a mile between the first and last letters!"" :P"

"[Arouses Suspicion] Suspicion: I don't want to ruin our friendship."

"I can only imagine Hugh Hefner ejaculating is like a really weak firecracker going off in a bag of flour."

"Why does Donald Trump hate Chris Jericho? Because Jericho wants to break the walls down"

"""Real men like a woman with curves"" - Fat Chicks"

"[Warning a bit racist joke] What do you say to a black guy in a suit ? Will the defendant please rise !"

"I met this guy named Times New Roman... But he just wasn't my type."

"NSFW) Name your James Bond Porno...Go! From Russia With Glove:No Glove = No Love"

"I nearly puked on my girlfriend, but she moved out of the way just in time She ducked my sick"