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Joke of the Day

"My cousin is so poor.... that when she couldn't afford pay the Catholic church for her exorcism, they repossessed her."

"Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope? He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope."

"What do you get from a forgetful cow? Milk of amnesia!"

"A guy stopped me on the street today and tried to sell me a coffin... I said ""That's the last thing I need"""

"Zooey Deschanel always looks like she's been shown a card trick"

"What did one mountain say to the other mountain after an earthquake? It's not my fault."

"I hate being friends with the repo-guy He only comes around when he wants something."

"Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint."

"Was at the zoo and witnessed a monkey going to the bathroom. That shit was bananas."

"Dog poo was thrown over my fence so I went and knocked on my neighbour's door. I wanted to see if I got him."