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Joke of the Day

"My cousin is so poor.... that when she couldn't afford pay the Catholic church for her exorcism, they repossessed her."

"I love being a mosquito... People always clap when I'm around!"

"Not having a date on Valentine's Day doesn't really worry me... It's those 364 other date-less days that are causing me a bit of concern."

"Q: What do lead trumpet players use for birth control? A: Their personality."

"Good joke [SERIOUS] ^ title"

"My girlfriend is like the square root of negative one hundred A perfect ten, but imaginary"

"A reddit mod walks into a bar [removed]"

"Chatting of Computers What did one computer say to the other? 010101101010101010101"

"I'm jealous of my parents, I'll never have a kid as cool as theirs."

"I just found out why the literacy rate in Greece is among the lowest ...it's because everything they learn in school is Greek to them."