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Joke of the Day
"What's the most frighting thing you can read in braille? Do not touch."
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"Why is a nosey pepper so annoying? He's jalapeno business"
"A couple of Irishmen are walking down a country road . . . They see a sign that says ""Tree Fellers wanted"". One of them turns to the other and says, ""Dammit. Too bad there's only two of us."""
"My recipe for vodka-flavoured brats never caught on. It was the Absolut wurst."
"What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict? One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines."
"What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't bother, he's not coming."
"I like my Coffee how i like my women Hot."
"My 4 year old is a comedian and loves jokes.. this is her favorite one... Why did the banana go to the hospital? Because he wasn't peeling very well."
"How do you know when the drummer has shown up for band practice? He won't stop banging at the door."