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Joke of the Day
"What did the new KKK member say during his training? ""Hey, I'm getting the hang of it!"""
Next Joke
"DOG 911: What's ur emer- DOG: OWNER IS CATCHIN POKEMON DOG 911: So DOG: HE'S THROWING BALLS BUT I CAN'T FIND THEM DOG 911: OMG DOG: OMG"
"I asked a grape about parenthood But it didn't know much about baby raisin."
"Why do Hutus hate Dustin Hoffman? He impersonated a Tootsie."
"What does the Fox say? not the news"
"Do not squander your short time on earth acquiring worldly possessions. Instead, try to get laid a lot."
"Big shout-out to slugs! Those little guys are out there everyday, doing all the same stuff as snails but without helmets."
"A man was on an escalator.. When all of a sudden it went very fast. He arrived at the top, turned around and said.. ""well that escalated quickly""."
"I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me."
"Why is there a fence around the graveyard? Because people are dying to get in!"