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Joke of the Day

"What did the new KKK member say during his training? ""Hey, I'm getting the hang of it!"""

"I don't pay for prostitute, they pay me to stop ? Up vote if you agree"

"A lot of people say I'm condescending... (That means I talk down to people)"

"Q: What did the Zen master say to the hot dog vendor? A: Make me one with everything."

"Have you heard the joke about the roof? No? Well, I guess it went over your head! I'll kill myself now."

"5 out of six researchers conclude, Russian roulette is complete safe."

"I got arrested for indecent exposure after my neighbour claimed he could see my penis. Maybe he should get a smaller postbox?"

"Modi/Nawaz Sharif Nawaz Sharif to Modi: ""Congratualations on penetrating into Mars. Whats your next target?"" Modi: Uranus."

"I'm trying to convince this guy that 'jesus is the reason for the season' but loansharks have a different perspective"

"Why do meth heads like to do it doggy style? So they can both peek out the blinds."