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Joke of the Day
"What did the new KKK member say during his training? ""Hey, I'm getting the hang of it!"""
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"What do you call a fly without wings? A walk. What do you call that same fly without legs? A raisin."
"What do you call a poem about flour that does not rhyme? Gluten freeverse"
"How do you separate the men from the boys in the Navy? With a crowbar."
"What do you call a man with a blood-covered axe with necklaces made of fingers running towards you? Why the fuck are you still thinking what to call him? Run and get the cops!"
"Where are average things manufactured? The Satisfactory"
"""Roses are red, violets are blue, fuck you whore."""
"Man goes to the doctor ""Doctor I think my wife is dead."" ""What do you mean think! Either she's dead or she isn't Well replies the man ""The sex is the same but the washing is piling up in the sink"""
"I use to be addicted to the Hokie Pokie.... but I turned myself around."
"Why was the poker game at the zoo cancelled? Some believed that there was a cheetah among them."