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Joke of the Day

"Giant bird goes to a psychiatrist.. ''I feel like I'm ignored all the time.'' ''Maybe it's because you're ostrich sized''"

"Why will people click on any link with sperm or eggs in the headline? Hey, sex cells."

"What did one tile say when the other tile offered it a glass of port? No thanks, it's bad for my grout."

"Why is Santa's sack so big? He comes once per year."

"What do you call a man without a beard? A woman."

"I found a new way to get my wife to wash the car. When ever it gets dusty I write the following on it: ""I wish my Wife was this Dirty""."

"""Can you believe I got something decent at a piece of shit store like Sears?"" - every Sears commercial"

"We've got an aviary at home... We've got an aviary at home, but one of our birds of prey will only exercise at night to the sounds of '80s synth pop. Our kestrel manoeuvres in the dark."

"Q) What do you call a group of 8 rabbits? A) Rabbyte!"

"My fencing teacher must've been a redditor He kept shouting 'That's a riposte! That's a riposte!'"