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Joke of the Day

"What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leopard!"

"I hate when I catch a bouquet at a wedding and everyone judges me for lighting it on fire."

"A Portuguese, a Greek and a Spaniard go into a bar. Who pays? A German."

"Romeo and Juliet is my favorite story about idiot teenagers who don't know the difference between sleeping and dead"

"*cashier stares at obviously fake ID* you sure you're 3? *dog panics and runs out of the store barking*"

"I think my calculator is broken... The only numbers that seem to work are 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9. It's very odd."

"I don't care what women say, size matters in bed. The bigger the bed the more room you have to move around."

"Why did the turkey walk across the road twice? He didn't want to be called chicken"

"True love doesn't care about the look or size of your wallet, it's all about what is inside ..... the wallet."

"totally original joke/first post: What do you get when you play a Frank Sinatra record at twice the speed? ""Shrank Sinatra"""