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Joke of the Day
"What does Hitler's asshole and the 7 dwarves have in common? They both enjoy Mein Shaft"
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"When they say ""all expenses paid"" does that include bail?"
"What do you call a man with one arm? Hand Solo"
"We all make fun of Kristen Stewart for her wide variety of facial expressions, but she'd probably kick all our asses in poker."
"My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers To be honest, I should have seen the signs."
"What happens if a line doesn't get enough Vitamin C? It gets curvy."
"What do you call a smiling black man? Snigger."
"Why don't women parachute naked? Cause they would whistle on the way down"
"If a transvestite goes missing... Should we put their picture on a carton of half and half?"
"What do the Globetrotters do when they're finished urinating? The Harlem Shake"