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Joke of the Day
"If a transvestite goes missing... Should we put their picture on a carton of half and half?"
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"Here Here Here Here Here Here Here -1 sided text conversation between me and my 18yo daughter because all I do is pick her up from places."
"I made eye contact with a British boy today and quietly asked ""Are you Harry Potter?"" and he and his Mother did NOT think it was funny."
"I'm surprised more black people don't relate with NASCAR... After all, there are no rights"
"What do you call nondeterministically scrambled Crunk? White and black noise."
"50 SHADES OF CHARLES HUNNAM Its been reported that actor Charles Hunnam has dropped out of the movie,""50 Shades of Grey"" because of cold feet. You can't blame him, cold feet can lead to shrinkage"
"Junk is something that you've kept for years & throw away 3 weeks before you need it."
"There is a big fat naked guy and another naked guy behind him who has a big nose. The front guy turns around, what happens to guy behind? He broke his nose."
"If they hadn't scored that one goal, I was going to suggest renaming the country Bra-zilch."
"Bear Grylls is hunting his next meal He carefully makes his bow and arrow, finds rabbit prints and follows them. After 3 hours he finds the rabbit lines up his shot and missed... Just by a hare."