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Joke of the Day
"If a transvestite goes missing... Should we put their picture on a carton of half and half?"
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"I'm at my most British when the Benny Hill theme song plays while I'm half naked & being chased by my TC's wife who found me in his closet."
"His many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? ............ Ten Tickles........"
"I told my friend about the Muslim slave trade the other day... ""Dubai?"" He asked ""Yes, and sell"" I replied."
"Confucius Say Man who run behind car get exhausted But man who run in front of car get tired"
"So I went to a stable for a self confidence boost I found myself surrounded by a bunch of neigh-sayers."
"The Bank of America app randomly disappeared off my phone and now I'm wondering how much money I spent last night."
"Why do stoners carry lighters everywhere? Because they don't have legs to walk, man."
"Why did Jesus stop playing Hockey? Because he got nailed into the boards (It's a joke not to insult anyone)"
"I once had a goldfish that would hump the carpet, but only for about 30 seconds."